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Thursday, 25 April 2019

3:24 pm

Relationship: "Dead Marriage" by Anita Schafer Oyakhilome (Pastor Chris' ex-wife)

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s ex-wife, Anita in a new blog post wrote about a couple who happy on the outside but are facing the reality of a dead marriage. According to Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s ex-wife, a spouse who is at the center of a 'dead marriage', sometimes end up spending many years of endless hope in anticipation for a change, enduring a relationship that is bereft of life. Her blog post has been linked to what allegedly happened in her marriage. 

Read what she wrote below; 

Happy Anniversary to the best couple in the world

Wife : Hello


Husband: How are you?
Wife: I am good. How is your day?
Husband : Good
Wife : Today is our anniversary. Happy Anniversary.
Husband : Happy anniversary.
Wife : I noticed many greetings on social media wishing us a happy anniversary. I find it confusing to read comments from your close friends saying “ best couple in the world”; it sounds like a complete joke, when they know we rarely see each other. We see each other at most ten days in a year; I can’t understand their reason for making this comment, such flattery. It is confusing to me.

Husband : Well, at least they sent their greetings.
Wife : Their greetings are on social media, no contact by text or by email.
Husband : Silence
Wife : Hello
Husband : Yes

Wife : I sometimes wonder if we are married. There is nothing more to this relationship to indicate we are married apart from a ring on my finger; the ring is another story and our pictures are interjected because we are rarely together to take a proper picture. I feel sad that we are not together.


Husband : Look, I have told you over and over again that we cannot live in the same country because we are very busy and one country is too small for both of us. I expect you should be able to figure that out.
Wife : One country is too small for us?

Husband : Yes and you keep coming back to ask the same question.
Wife : Okay. Since you don’t often call either, please call the children, at least once a month. They go on for months without speaking with you. I noticed they don’t seem to care anymore.

Husband : Okay
Wife : That is about all.
Husband : Silence (breathing sound)

Wife : Have a beautiful day.
Husband : Silence (breathing sound)
Wife : Bye
Husband : Silence (breathing sound)
Wife : Hello
Husband : Silence (Goes off the Phone)

Wife : Okay

Facing the reality of a dead marriage, where a spouse spends many years of endless hope in anticipation for a change, enduring a relationship that is bereft of life. Believe it or not, this was somebody’s experience and is another person’s state of affair.
There is so much in life to be enjoyed.

Monday, 25 March 2019

2:39 pm

Romance: Top 5 Lies Women Tell In Relationships


Whether it’s an effort to spare another person’s feelings or protect themselves, lying from time to time is something everyone does. But what about when that dishonesty comes from your partner? All lies, from little white untruths to serious deceit, can potentially be detrimental to a relationship. And while both men and women are capable of being untruthful to their significant other, they may not always do it for the same reasons.

Here are 5 lies women, in particular, tell.

1. How many people she’s slept with;
Unless you got married right out of college, it’s likely both you and your significant other have had more than one sexual partner. Although you know this to be true, it doesn’t mean you won’t cringe at the mention of their number. Which is why a woman might lie when questioned about her sexual history. Of course, both partners need to accept each other for who they are, and if someone’s judgmental based on the number, it’s probably time to move on.


2. Saying she’s fine when she’s not;
In a survey, researchers found the No. 1 lie women tell is, “Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine.” Anyone who’s heard these words before probably doesn’t consider it much of a punishable crime, but it is a lie, nonetheless. While it’s more acceptable in platonic relationships, such as with a co-worker, there’s no place for this little white lie in a romantic one. A woman telling her partner she’s fine when something’s weighing on her mind could end up making her feel isolated or resentful.

3. How much something cost;
Money will always be a topic of conversation, regardless of who makes more of it. So, it’s quite possible a woman may be tempted to fudge the truth as to how much that new outfit really cost.
Lol! I had a Girlfriend back then in school who once told me she bought a Gown for 15k when i know the Gown is actually not worth up to 5k.


4. Telling her partner they’re the best she’s ever had;
Wanting to please your partner in bed is only natural, and vice versa. Maybe you’re with the person you’re meant to be with for the rest of your life, and that’s great. But the truth is, this doesn’t always mean you’ll both be the best the other’s had. One woman told CafeMom she lied to her husband about him being the best sex she’s ever had. But honestly, will telling the truth in this situation really make anything better? Probably not. In this case, fibbing may be just fine.

5. Having an orgasm;
It’s not an urban legend by any means; some women have faked an orgasm at one time or another. Regardless of the reasoning behind it, it’s still a lie. Maybe she wanted it to be over. Or, perhaps she just knew it wasn’t going to happen this time.

Friday, 15 March 2019

6:07 pm

The 12 Types Of Orgasms-what They Are And How To Have Them


Ladies, what turns you on?

I bet you’ve heard this question so many times, some are aware of what the answer is while others are not so sure. But one thing is for sure, if you haven’t had an orgasm during sex, you need to get laid immediately cos all you’ve been doing is play around.

Sex is not a talent we were born with, we learn as time goes by, as it is said practice makes perfect but you have to be willing to go all out to experience it or make your partner experience it.

If your partner isn’t climaxing, you’re doing it wrong and when you’re doing it wrong, there’s a probability your partner would get someone else to do it right. So sit tight and get ready to be the man who always does it right. But ladies, even when your man ain’t around, you can always have a backup. How you say? Raise up your hands, yes, your fingers, those very fingers of yours are your side niggas anytime, so you should also get in position because I’m about to teach you just how well your fingers can be your Daddy too.

Orgasms are one of the best things to happen to mankind and what makes it even better is the fact that you can go into orgasm with the help of your own fingers. Surprised? Asides the sexual pleasure, it helps relieve you of stress and worries, and keeps you looking younger and fresher. If you think it’s false, give me a call when you’re done reading this piece and I will show you the way…..


1. center of gravity orgasm

This is probably the most popular type of orgasm The center of gravity is the spongy area above the vaginal wall also known as the Graffenberg spot. While some women can’t go into climax except through penetration, majority need this spot to be located so believe it or not, the center of gravity is here to stay. All you need do is apply pressure slowly as you make circular motions with your fingers, make sure you don’t stop till you have gotten what you want.Get your fingers wet, a lubricant can be Bae here as well if you don’t want to use the good old saliva. Guys, at this point, you can also throw in a couple of kisses down there to have your lady go from 0 to a 100 in seconds.


2. Breast/Nipple orgasm

Ahan Ahan! Need I say more? I’m sure your nipples are hard by the mention alone but don’t worry, I’’ll give a proper breakdown for the benefit of all the Mr Wrong trying to make it right. Do you know that stimulation of the nipple activates a part of the brain known as the genital sensory cortex? I bet you didn’t. The nipple and brain are tied meaning the brain is also a sex organ. But I’m sure my Naija guys don’t slack in this particular department. Even if they don’t know other ways to make her orgasm, this one is programmed in them already.


3. Kissing/Oral Orgasm

If your kissing game is wack, trust me you are not worthy of the kitten. Kissing is an important part of pre-intimacy, so brush your teeth and get in here guys before you get pushed to the left. Of course, your breath shouldn’t cause her memory loss, that is No 1. The next step is to take your time, don’t rush to throw in your tongue like a hook trying to catch a fish. Go for the lips first, slowly seduce your way to her tongue, a lil lip bite wouldn’t hurt as well but if you can’t stick to the ‘lil’, bros, move on. Some people tend to underestimate the power in the tongue but trust me; this is the beginning of a wet below for her. Just make sure you are rolling slowly in the right directions with a deep focus, close your eyes if you can, it helps you ignore anything that can be a distraction.





4. Anal Orgasm

This is not something some people want to try but for those in on it already, they can testify that it is just as pleasurable so far you’re using a good lubricant. But always remember, the anal region is tighter than the vagina therefore, make sure you go in slowly and of course, after a good dose of pre-intimacy. This is because the tight muscles and thin epithelial cell layer are subject to tearing but they can still provide you with that amazing pleasure.

5. U-spot orgasm

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! The urethra sounds almost like eureka. For those who are masters in squirting, you’d know why I’m so excited about this one. This is the pee hole, the very place where you squirt through when he makes you lose your senses. This is a talent and it is not so common so if you have experienced this before, I hail, but if you haven’t, dial my number when you are done reading this piece.

The urethra is surrounded on three sides by the clitoris. Yes, the clitoris is actually bigger than you think; it goes 3 to 5 inches deep inside you. When your U-spot is stimulated, the erectile tissue surrounding the opening fills with blood. This triggers the Skene’s gland to produce prostatic fluid (squirting) which gets you aroused.

6. A-spot orgasm

This is your inner vaginal zone also known as the anterior fornix. You can find it at your front vaginal wall up to your belly button. Some people say it is a great pressure point because it can be considered as indirect stimulation of the center of gravity. This spot is best explored when you are quite aroused and your muscles are super relaxed. So to all my Mr Endowed, this is where you need to display.

7. Cervical Orgasm

Okay, where are those who won’t let us hear word by disturbing our eardrums with how awesome their stroke game is, this is your space. Here, orgasm is reached through pressure and not repeated stimulation. It is similar to the A-spot orgasm. For some vaginas, this area is quite sensitive and pain might be felt more than pleasure but some ladies prefer this position. Raise your hands, if you’d rather scream, ‘harder’.



8. Clitoral Orgasm

The Clitoris has one job; to pleasure you. This is the Boss as you are more likely to reach the top of the hill with this. If others don’t work, this is a sure bet as it holds thousands of nerve endings, 8000 to be precise. So MouthAction or not, this works faster and can get you wet and hard very fast, you’d forget your location. So guys, if you can’t get this right, go home because the size of your manhood is not so important here but it’s for you to gently stimulate, tease and wipe her memory with orgasm.

9. Zone orgasm

There are different zones in the body that gives us pleasure and all we need do is figure out where they lie because some of them are in places we least expect. You experience zone orgasm when you stimulate an area that is not usually thought of as erotic. It could be the thighs, the neck, the belly or the feet, but in order to find out what zone would transcend to orgasm, you and your partner have a lot of exploring and communicating to do. So keep your minds open.



10. Blended orgasm

This is for the Ogas. Blended orgasm is when more than one area is stimulated at the same time. Fingers here, tongue there, thighs here and there will sure result in blended orgasm. Ladies, try massaging your nipples and breasts while your fingers are stimulating you down there.Each stroke would definitely get you a step closer to your blended climax. Guys, you could also help her achieve this; your tongue game has to be dope while still making sure your fingers are not lazying around. Sex is about pleasure, excitement and many wonderful things but don’t forget it’s also about getting the job done and this can only happen when the sexual energy is released.

11. Fantasy/Mental Orgasm

Ladies, if you haven’t experienced this, I think it’s time to change and guys if you haven’t put her in this mood, come for lessons. Have you ever had sex and days later, you find yourself reliving the moment? You can’t seem to concentrate at work or any place else, because your mind keeps traveling to where hard-ons can only be found. Have you ever woken up from a dream exhausted from all the orgasms you had? Yes, this happens and you don’t even need to be touched physically. This is because the brain is the biggest sex organ; I bet you didn’t know this.



12. Multiple Orgasms

The Latinos would say, A ya ya, and I concur a 100%. Multiple orgasms come in two forms: sequential (one right after the other with rest time in between) and serial (one right after another with no rest time). Guys, you have to be real good to put her in this state. This is the result of the Math you’ve been doing on her body so when this happens, just know you are the Boss.

Some ladies find it hard to have one orgasm let alone multiple orgasms while some actually have the tendency of reaching this orgasm but they’d rather stop at one than let it continue because they feel they’d go out of breath completely. If this is your case, you can pause a bit to catch your breath after your first orgasm before continuing with the rest as they come. So guys, when you have made her orgasm once, don’t be a pussy, go on and on at the same spot applying more pressure till she screams at you to stop.

pre-intimacy is key to turning her on, whether it is a quickie or not; sex or love making. Don’t forget it should be enjoyed by both partners so when next you are thinking about getting into the act, ensure you get her into one or more of these moods. I mean, make her vagina know you were there by making her ‘cum’.


Feel free to add yours in the comment box below....... 

Thursday, 22 November 2018

12:07 am

Unspoken Secrets To A Bissful Relationship

Unspoken Secrets to Bissful and lasting Relationship
Unspoken Secrets to Blissful Relationship
Understanding how to make a Relationship last is one way to enrich our lives, knowing how to make a relationship last or work out well for us, is something we have all wondered about. Believe me all relationship go through diverse stages, so many up and downs. Times when you struggle to make it work, times when you feel really hurt and unbearable to leave and periods of bad signals etc

So the questions is, why does some relationship scale through or seems to travel through the highs and lows, far better than other's, why do some make it through the roughest times and even come out waxing stronger than before while others disintegrate at the very slightest sign of discomfort or trouble.

Below are tips on how to create a strong relationship

So many relationship, once the hit the rough patch they seem to be unresolved, people need advice to keep them going. And many still can't work out what it is, that is wrong in their relationship even if its worth keeping without knowing the best is to resist the anger,distress or the feeling of loneliness they must have felt and manage to work it out again, until the whole mess is in the past and it's great again.

Below are twenty safeguard to make your relationship all smiley and lovable.


1. Communication:
Communication is an essential key when it comes to relationship, if you are unable to communicate with your partner, that is a signal that things are not really going to end up well, therefore learn how to communicate if you feel something, or want to talk about something, don't hide it within you, talk to your spouse in a calm and rational way that he or she will like. When they talk to you too, try and listen too and always chip in your own suggestion when necessary.


2. Trust:
Mistrust is one agent that kills relationship, if you don't trust your partner that is a solid yes, that your relationship is or will be in a great mess sooner, lack of trust makes it easier for you to lose your relationship. Think about why you feel jealous, if truly they have given you a reason not to trust them, find a way to address it before you lose it.

3. Understanding:
Just like it rains when its suppose to and sun shines when it ought to, in relationship their are days when you feel grumpy for no particular reason or for a particular reason, often our partner bears the negative result or the chief consequences of that. If it happens to you learn to be understanding instead of being defensive. Acting in such a way that you are perfect, can only mar the situation of getting things done right. Understanding is a great straightener in relationship.


4. Make sure it's worth it:

I would  say, the safest thing to do first is knowing if a relationship is worth it before investing in it. No matter how long you've gone out, or how much you don't want it to split or end up, make sure you sit down and assess whether you are willing to put the effort in for each other by questioning your innermost being.

Try question like, is this something I really want for myself ? If it's truly a yes. That's one of the needed step in knowing how to make your relationship work out. It's all about the two of you making out effort for each other.

Get in touch for more updates...

Saturday, 19 May 2018

4:58 pm

Today's Discussion: How To Stop A Lady From Demanding Too Much From You

"If you do not offer something tangible to ladies.they will certainty demand from you"

I have been with over 3 ladies and they've never requested anything from me..not even ordinary recharge card and these same ladies do demand from others..

Like..I placed myself so important in their lives that they're always scared of making demands from me..

My first relationship:
Well, I knew I was ugly or I thought so (laughs) but I have this high sense of Humor and I got this lady to fall in love with me madly.. I am the funny type..with the funniness, I was extremely caring.. Extremely caring to the extent that this lady can't go a day without seeing me.. I give her attention and listening ears too
She begs me to eat her food
She shows me the conversations of Guys wooing her and the ones sending her money

And I will be like:
"Babe, tell this guy to subscribe for Two na"

She will reply with " you are not serious"

2nd relationship
Lol, this one lasan can task ghosts codedly and almost every guys do avoid her, but I got close to her (I dunno flash anything Money at all) I never tried to flaunt money at all, I got close to her, I supported her Brand, talent by giving her professional ideas and scolding her when she makes mistakes.. At the same time connecting her to other people in her field, she adored me as a god and she never demanded anything from me..not even the smallest thing... And she proposed love to me first, the relationship dunno last
Why?
I entered the relationship as a CHALLENGE ... " she won't demand from me"

The day I bought Apples for her.. She was moved to tears and she thanked me for over 1 week

I Still have guys spending heavily on her though


3rd Relationship
3 of my friends wooed her and she no gree..she even asked one of them to borrow her 40,000naira

She told me the only way she can send toasters off is to demand heavily from them..

We're 7 months together.. And I've not spent up to 1,000naira on her and the love we have for each other is unending

Guys do subscribe for her monthly.. Some guys do shower her with Gift

But only I..have the code to her heart

"Get a grip on Girls Emotionally and see them loving you forever"

Have a good Sense of humor
Be Caring
Have a Vision
Be someone they can run to in time of troubles
Be Man Enough
Support their dream
Make them someone better

And they will be scared to make a demand from you


So, do you feel I'm wrong in some or all aspect? Say your mind in the comment box below 

Friday, 18 May 2018

12:45 pm

25-year-old Man Rapes Corper For Snubbing Love Advances

25-year-old Ogochukwu Namanene has been captured by the Niger State Police Command, for assaulting a 22-year-old graduate and corps member serving at Janki Secondary school, Lapai.

The suspect from Lapai in Agaie Local Government Area of the state, who had been love advances to the casualty before the episode, raped her while coming back from Lagos to Lapai. He was however captured by a group of policemen joined to the Agaie division of the state while attempting to get away.

Namanene who asserted that he has "a weakness" for the casualty however did not know how to charm her, allegedly put on a show to be a business motorcyclist, while taking the corps member to her hotel, dragged her into the hedge, overwhelmed and sexually attacked her.

"I was advising her to cooperate with me that I just needed to express my fondness for her yet she can't. I beat her savagely until the point when she ended up frail. In the wake of assaulting her, I rode my cruiser away not realizing that the rage of the law would make up for lost time with me."

Truly, I love the corper yet I don't have the bravery to express my love for her, that was the reason I commandingly had intercourse with her," Namanene conceded.

Northern City News revealed that the Police Public Relations Officer, Muhammad Abubakar, who affirmed the capture of the attacker, said the suspect had been charged to court.

This is coming couple of months after the Ogun State Police Command captured a 29-year-old driving educator, Festus Udo, for purportedly assaulting and choking a female youth corps member serving in the state.

Udo, an inhabitant of Abule Ayo area in Mawuko, Odeda Local Government Area of the state, supposedly raped and choked the casualty whose name was given as Modupe Taiyese, before dumping her body in a backwoods in the area.

The Commissioner of Police in the state, Ahmed Ilyasu who drove journalists to the scene of the wrongdoing on Wednesday, December 13, 2017, said the suspect had just admitted to the wrongdoing while the decayed body of the 23-year-old casualty had been recuperated.

Thursday, 17 May 2018

5:52 pm

Man Beats Lady To Coma For Refusing To Give Him Her Number



A South African lady named Snenhlanhla Nonkuleko is still trying to figure out if it was a dream or real, after she got heavily battered by a total stranger all because she refused to give him her Number. While sharing the horrible news on her Facebook page, she said she was beaten so badly that she lost consciousness, And untop of that she lost her Phone and other valuables, All these just for a number? Can't just imagine! Anyway read her post below:
According to her words, "At exactly 24 hours ago, I found myself in a situation I have never thought I'd be in. A guy I DID NOT even know beat me up so much that he left me bruised both physically and emotionally. The guy's first ever words to me were 'may I have your number?" which I coldly responded 'cha, angithandi' - NO, I don't want you to. The next thing I was seeing stars, the guy had punched me on my face, he tried to stab me but I blocked him with my hand which resulted into the cut I have on my palm. The guy kicked me calling me isfebe - A Bitch, until I passed out. I find it ironical that he would call me that considering the fact that I was in the situation because I had refused to give him my number. I spent the whole of yesterday moving between the clinic and police station trying to explain how I was beaten by a stranger that felt entitled to be in my sacred space to have my number. My phone and pepper spray got stolen in the process. I'm appalled by how stupid one can be. I find this to be so stupid that I've been laughing about ti since it happened. Besides the fact that I hate sympathy, the laughter emanates from the anger that's boiling inside of me. I feel for my sisters-women. I understand that not all men are trash. But there must be something wrong with out society."